WHAT THE HELL.
I got this semester's GPA. 3.71
What does it take to get on the President's List? ..3.75+
Balls indeed. I'm gonna start killing people. I think I'll start with my college's Vice President, whose list I got on. Yeah, there's a Vice President's list as well.
You're the Vice President for a reason, loser. I dont wanna be on your stinkin' list. Of course this is totally my fault for skipping so many classes, but still, I was soooo close!
..I think I need a hug.